I moved to Dubai a few months ago, and as you probably are aware, it is a pork-free country. Even though I love bacon, I wouldn’t go as far as saying I miss it, and I might even argue that I my waistline is better off without it (….that and poutine!).
Well! Imagine my surprise when I stumbled onto an article today that states 43% of Canadians would actually choose bacon over sex!!
Puh-lease!
What’s worse? 23% of people who participated in the survey in the Prairies admitted to wondering whether their partner loves bacon more than them! Seriously people – do you think we have a problem in our Canadian bedrooms?
On the plus side, the same news release announced the launch of Maple Leaf’s new re-sealable, 100% recyclable bacon packaging. Now, that is good news! Or is it? Will making it easier and more convenient to prepare bacon further affect our already suffering sex lives? Hmmm….something to ponder!
With Valentine’s Day coming up in a little over a week, we thankfully have something other than our stomachs to focus on! Perhaps you’ll take the opportunity to share a delicious bacon-free dinner, and finish things off with some well-deserved time in the bedroom!
PS – if you are looking for sexy lingerie or fun toys to further spice up your sexy-time, take a peak at our great Valentine’s gift suggestions and buying advice.
